random screen playGirl 1: I RULE WITH AN IRON FIST!Girl 2: no you don't. You're still in pre-KGirl 1: Can't i dream! *Cries*Random guy: No, no you can not.
purple-godzillaonce in the land of poppycock a scientist was drinking a grape soda while walking on a beach when she slipped on a seashell. She dropped her soda and it landed on a snail. The chemicals in the soda mixed with the snail. it grew and grew until it was over 50 feet tall but 1cm thin. The scientist stared at the creature."Oh my goodness the chemical mixture of the soda and the bypass structure of a snail created a two dimensional version of the color PURPLE."The purple walked off toward the city and decided to raid a pie house. With S.W.A.T. On it's tail the purple dove into the sea heading for japan. The salt in the sea combined with i's che
submit ideasi want something to write so comment me some ideas and i will write a story thing about it.That is if it's possible or appropriate for me to write about.
uplifting thoughtsi have had my MP3 player for almost a year and one day i droped it. All the pieces came apart and after i sscreamed "no!" in despare i picked it up and stared at it. And i didn't cry or buy a new one. I just got up fixed it and broke it again......and again... and again.
Airplane foodYou know how in just about every stand-up comedy act the comedian says "And what's up with airplane food?" Then at the end of their joke they say "Ah that never gets old". It makes me want to tell them that they need a time machine imediatly because they left their comedy skills back in the 1980s.See ya later Deuces.
Bacon 'o BaconBacon, you sizzle on the skillet. Then on a plate you'll go to fill it. Then later i was as happy as a bunny. When you went inside my tummy.